Embarrassment

This symptom is typically associated with over-sensitivity, to more or less normal social stimuli, and when felt in excessively intense amounts can be nearly paralyzing.

In some rare cases it's felt for good reason.

Do you remember that time not too long ago?
Do you remember that day after having come in from the noon day sun?
Do you remember how you needed to "sit upon the throne"?
Do you remember that you were in the middle of snacking on some chips?
Do you remember, how in breaking from normal tradition you brought the chips with you?
Do you remember, because no one else was around, that you left to door wide open?
Do you remember your overwhelming urge to get out of your sweat drenched clothes?

I'm sure you do.
So there you sat, on the "throne", naked and eating chips.

Do you remember how the contentment and comfort of that moment were unsurpassed?
Do you remember how you had it all to yourself? 

Nobody else was home.

Nobody should have come home for hours. 

And yet it happened.

Both of you will remember this moment.
Both of you will take this secret moment of embarrassment to the grave.