30 June, 2004

Tasty Tasty Abdominal Cramps

This flavor lasts well over 24 hours.

It's sweetness graces you gradually.
Very Slowly.
You barely realize it's happening.
Starting by mimicing gas.
Several hours into it you're engulfed in its glory; reveling in its magnificence.
It overwhelms you to the point of near physical, intellectual and emotional paralysis.
Slowly like a dozen needles of love it travels through random points of your abdominal cavity.

Like the will-o-wisp when you think you've located it, it flits off to a new location, with its dull radiant glow casting a light on nearby surroundings.

So full of the glory of this magnificent pain you cannot conceive of trying to replace it with any other flavor; for they all induce a nausea typically reserved for those in purgatory.

This is todays symptom...

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